Antiliebe; Der internetporno Generation

Früher, vor Ungefähr 10 Jahre, war ich 14. Damals musst man sich als 14 jährige ziemlich bemühen um auch mal einen Blick auf nackte Fleischmassen erhaschen zu können.  Die nackte Körperteile, die man im Fernsehen sah, beschränkten sich meistens auf die Außenseite von  Vagina und Brüste. Es gab einen TV Ausstrahlung auf RTL5 mit der Name „Erotic Dreams“. Gutaussehende Frauen und Männer spielten miteinander und wenn man Glück hatte mit anderen gut aussehende Frauen. Es war eine unschuldige Reihenfolge von Bildern wobei die Erotik im Mittelpunkt stand. Die Handlung war von Zärtlichkeit geprägt; es wurde gestreichelt, geliebt und respektvoll miteinander umgegangen.  Das alles passierte auf einer sehr geduldigen Ebene was man damals als Vorspiel bezeichnete. Der Mann schaute die Frau verständnisvoll an. Der Blick schien zu sagen “ bist du bereit, ich werde bald zustoßen “, und sie lächelte lieb zurück und wartete auf den Genuss den sie haben würde. So ging es ein wenig später etwas hin und her, rauf und runter und beide kamen, worauf sie beide schon die ganze Zeit hingearbeitet hatten,  gleichzeitig zum Klimax.

Das war so ungefähr die einzige Möglichkeit die man als aufwachsender Jugendlicher hatte um auch irgendeine Form von Erotik zu bekommen. Natürlich konnte man auch von Freunden oder Familienmitgliedern irgendein Pornoheft bekommen aber eher unwahrscheinlich.

Heutzutage sieht das alles ein wenig anders aus. Mit dem  unbeschränkten Zugang ins Internet hat auf einmal jeder Zugang zu allem was man haben oder sehen will. Wenig was auf dem Bildschirm erscheint hat etwas mit Erotik zu tun. Frauen wird gerne ins Gesicht ejakuliert, am liebsten von drei Männer gleichzeitig, Analer Sex ist selbstverständlich und wenn der Schwanz nicht ganz in den Mund passt wird ein wenig nachgeholfen.  Zu diesen Bildern hat jedermann ohne mühe Zugang und angeblich ist die Nachfrage groß. Als Mann  fällt es einem schwer sich zu wehren, wir werden direkt auf unsere Urinstinkte angesprochen und die kann man nicht einfach ignorieren.

Wir haben derzeit ein Problem das sich erst in einigen Jahren groß abbilden wird. Wenn die 14 – Jährigen die jetzt in der Unterhose vor den PC mit klebrigen Fingern Call of Duty spielen, versuchen mit einen Frau die  Liebe zu betreiben. Es ist fraglich ob  Frauen in der realen Welt sich bereitstellen anal penetriert, ins Gesicht gespritzt oder andere Hardcore – Sachen machen wollen und dabei auf das Vorspiel versichten wollen.

Under construction – Atelier

More out of laziness than lack of time I haven’t post for a while. Since a while me, my friend Simon and some others have occupied a building in the Dametzstrasse, Linz. For self development, to explore our creative visions and to create art. As you can see we are still working on the interior. Feel free to come over. Coffee & cigarettes on me [or Simon]. More info on www.nomadenetappe.net

Bravo Dammas

The saying goes: “Everything that grows in Malden stays in Malden”. As rebellious as he is, Dammas Groen challenged the Malden authorities and moved to Nijmegen. Of course the Malden society was not only shocked but they also said nasty things [behind his back]. Against all expectations, then Dammas astonished the World by visiting countries such as Canada, Italy and even Belgium! But, as greedy as he is, he wanted more. Dammas moved to Amsterdam to break all the prejudices that rumored in Malden, and started to study (he even received a scholarship). As I write he is in training at Accenture so he can earn big bucks when he is an adolescent. Bravo Dammas.

Station 17

Feine Sache, coole Musik:

Station 17 ist eine Musikband aus Hamburg. Sie besteht aus behinderten und nicht behinderten Musikern und wurde 1988 von Bewohnern der Wohngruppe 17 der Evangelischen Stiftung Alsterdorf, professionellen Musikern und von Kai Boysen gegründet, um im Rahmen eines Projektes nur ein Album aufzunehmen.

1989 unterstützte die Phonogram die Band. In Folge dessen kam es zur Zusammenarbeit mit diversen Produzenten wie Holger Czukay, FM Einheit, Thomas Fehlmann, DJ Koze und Cosmic DJ.

Zur Besetzung der Band gehören Dennis Seidel, Thorsten Nürnberger, Andreas Lehrke, Carl-Heinz Hille, Hans-Jürgen Witt, Wolfgang Kiebach, Birgit Hohnen, Paul Preisser (ehemals) und Hoss Becker. Kai Fischer, Mitglied der Band Echt, leistete bei Station 17 seinen Zivildienst ab.

ahja fettes brot ist auch dabei aber die kennen wir doch schon?
link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27UJhaAdvLU

quelle : wikipedia.de & youtube.com

Juiced!

you want this!

Man oh man, I was just a bit hungry and had to wait for the stuffed whole chicken for at least 45 more minutes and I was thinking: what to eat? Good for me (and Christina) I gave Christina a small present in the shape of a blender. since that unit is standing in the kitchen our apartment is stuffed with fresh fruit so that is a good thing. I never used the blender before so this was the first time. I had a banana, peaches apricot and orange juice. Blended it. Owwwwwwwwwwwowow,  good ey! An explosion of freshness, slightly sweet, slightly sour and very very fluffy was satisfying ever square mm of my tongue.
To create a masterpiece of this you need at least semi master equipment. The professional is stuff really expensive but there is very nice GFT alternative: The Philips HR2094/00. (now on sale on amazon)
this baby mixes and crushes everything, easy to clean, glass & aluminum and has awesome blue leds flashing while mixing. Better buy this one and enjoy life a bit more.

Btw Philips is dutch so it good anyway.

Ait gaat weer posten

Hij is weer wakker. doe er wat mee www.aitgeurts.com

Darwin, Samson & Delilah and waterfalls

more info http://www.infilm.com.au/?p=802

Darwin is actually really small but o it felt so big after the emptiness of the great center of Australia.  So many people,  so many buildings and cars are everywhere.  We felt like going to the movies and there was an Australian movie about aboriginals titled Samson & Delilah in cinemas. Not much happened in this movie. Some people even call it boring, tedious or a lot of nothing. But that was the most exciting about this movie. Brilliant shots and very close to the situations you [can] counter in the countryside of Australia.  This movie is about the live of 2 young aboriginals who have not much to do. They live in a small aboriginal community and their live is filled with boringness, no friends, no school and no work. Samson starts every morning with a nice long sniff of petrol and sits around all day. Delilah only takes care of her grandmother.  Their lives looks meaningless and they decide to go on an aimless roadtrip with a stolen car.  Go see this movie if you can. Back to Darwin. all hostels were  full and we don’t like to pay anyway so we slept on a lawn in the main street of Darwin. (man, I love swags!!) imagine you roll out swag in the vondelpark, Amsterdam. After just one night in this huge metropolis (120.000 inh.) we rolled to a very nice small national Park in Berry Springs. Refreshing water and waterfalls, beautiful fish (not for eating) and maybe some crocodiles.  after a little swim we were ready to hit the road again and drove to Litchfield Park. Famous for it waterfalls, stunning nature and fish wo eat the crust of your legs after an injury, take a look at the pictures.  We stayed here a night and made us some nice well earned chicken curry and sat on our chairs, we soon found out that was a luxury apperently  not every backbacker could afford.  next direction:  the west coast, next desitination: unknown

Roadtrip to darwin

Melbourne to Darwin, a trip trough the central part of Australia. This is the best way to see the oldschool Australia. I Picked up my best mate ait at the Melbourne airport. Finally, we planned to travel through Australia a couple of months ago but because of unfortunately circumstances we had to postpone. We packed our brand new Mitsubishi Magna station wagon executive V6 with swags and the usual camping stuff. A swag is like an outdoor sleeping bag that you can set up in seconds and protects you from flies, snakes and eagles. Once you have slept in one you never want to use a tent anymore.

It is a 4000 km drive to Darwin, and there is a lot to see but also a lot of nothing. Trees, red dirt and asphalt are our best friends here. At the moment we are driving on the Stuart hwy which was build during the second world war. Back then it was a dirt road to connect the small towns and the airstrips. The day we started it was fucking cold outside, during the night almost freezing, now 3000 km up north the sun is shining. We are also very pleased with the possibility to visit natural warm thermal pools instead of showering at the red rooster (Australian KFC) or not showering it all. Ait is still walking in his trousers that he also wore when he was sleeping with the homeless in London.

There are some camping areas aside the road where you can camp, but that’s not good enough for us so we avoid those. Instead of that we sleep in the desert between dozens of dead dried out cows, abandoned airstrips and devil rocks. The story goes that ghosts are living at devils rock, they try to take over you body and there is no way to escape. That is why this story is a bit boring so far; my body is taking over by an petrol sniffing aboriginal. The rocks itself are amazing and you wonder why and how those stones got there.

We passed the ayers rock, alice springs, thermal pools, the east macdonnal national park and much more. And are now heading for Kakadu national park. A great park with the most divers wildlife, hopefully crocs don’t like swags.

oakville organic sheep farm

After doing practically nothing all the time (which can be very exhausting) I figured out I needed to do something. also, I wanted to see the more rural side of Australia. I bought a willing woofer book which contains addresses of organic farms all over Australia. in exchange for the work you do you get food and accommodation for free. A great way to save some money and see parts and cultures of the country you will normally not see. I went to a place without a name but it was somewhere near Wagga Wagga. the villages overthere look like cowboy cities and it feels like you  got thrown back in time for 40 years; one street with big verandas and some house around it. the owner of the farm picked me up and we drove to his 4500 acres sheep farm. Graham is running his farm a bit different as all the do around him. instead of only growing grain, harvest it and feed it to the sheep he is creating small paddocks, grows saltbush in it and moves the sheep from paddock to paddock. My main job was to help building those paddocks which mend building fences which was harder work as laying on the sunny beach. the weather was a bit different as well, the week before I was there the thermometer indicated 57 degrees Celsius. I don’t know how warm it was when I was there, but it was pretty hot. It was not only fencing and feeding the sheep we did. I had a great camping experience next to the river, caught some ugly carps, played drums and slept in a swag for the first time, which was great. A swag is an outdoor sleeping bag with a build in mattrace. Roll it out and you are ready to go. (I bought 2 swags today for cheap donnie, whiehiew) another very necessary activity was shooting the European hares and rabbits (they are a plague). there are better rifles around, but the scooped Winchester is a beauty! lays good in the hand and reloads pretty fast. Graham went nuts on a fox (worse as a hare, they eat the lamb) but missed. angry and all he went crazy on the next hare he got in his scope and pumped 3 bullets in it. Some of the machinery looked kind of old and I was amazed that some still worked. Graham let me drive most of his machines and I liked it. I also liked the food he made me almost every day, he’s a great host. thanks mate!

Pictures under the pictures tab

How to: Prepare & cook a snake

Sometimes, when you are in the bush or desert and there is nothing else to eat you have to catch everything you can to survive. Of course you can go vegetarian and try to eat some berries or grass but you come at a point that you need some protein. If you don’t have any equipment, still, a snake is an easy catch. They don’t run or hop away like other any animals if you appear. But, some are venomous and Australia has more venomous snakes as any other country in the world. so you better be sure with what kind of snake you are dealing with. For beginners, the safest one to go after is a Python which are very common and also not venomous. still, you don’t like to get bitten by one of those, they can have dirty germs from rats or mouses and it probably will hurt as hell.  

After you found a nice Python the first thing to do is chop his head of. A machete is a good tool for this job. 

A python is not a good solution to still your hunger if you are already starving to death. After you’ve chopped of his head the snake keeps on moving for another 5(!) hours. not those aftershocks what happens with other animals but it looks like the snake is still alive and you get the feeling that his head can grow back any moment now. if you pick him up, he starts to strangle your arm, not so strong, but still scary. so hang up the snake and wait.

When he is really dead cool the snake in the fridge (if possible). now the first thing to do is get rid of skin. A python has nice thin skin on his belly so this the place where you want the cut. make a cut from the head to the tail and rip the skin off.

Take the guts out and cut of the tail before his asshole.

Chop the snake into pieces use some pepper and salt egg and breadcrumb to finish. Throw the parts on the BBQ and fry them nicely goldbrown and crispy. be sure you’ve fried them long enough so you don’t have to worry about germs and strange infections you might get.

Bon appetit! Snake tastes like fish and chicken and has a very strong structure. with an large central nerve system.